Cakers know their way around ground beef like
nobody’s business. With a single pound, my mother could make a casserole, a meatloaf,
a burger for the next day’s lunch and a pair of earrings – plus use the
Styrofoam tray for chocolate haystacks to take to the next church bakesale.
When it
came to full-course dinners,
Hamburger Helper helped her hamburger help her make a great meal. (Think about that line too much and your brain starts to hurt bad.) One package of Hamburger
Helper provided our family with meat, noodles, a gravy-type liquid and a small mountain of
sodium. That's all four caker food groups!
Vegetables
aside, this soup is mighty tasty. It comes from the Victorian Order of Nurses
cookbook. VONs are nurses who travel to people's homes. Changing a
crusty bandage in a hospital is one thing; changing it in someone’s living
room is a whole other skill set. I raise my caker fork to the good work VONs do across the
land every day. I hope there’s a steaming bowl of Hamburger Helper soup waiting when
you get home.
1 lb.
ground beef
½ cup
onion, chopped
1
package beef noodle Hamburger Helper
5 cups
water
1 bay
leaf
¼
teaspoon salt (see note)
½
teaspoon pepper
1 (19
ounce) can whole tomatoes
300
gram package frozen vegetables or 2 cups cooked vegetables
Brown
ground beef and onion in large saucepan; drain. Stir in sauce mix, water, bay
leaf, salt, pepper and tomatoes with liquid; break up tomatoes with fork. Heat
to a boil, stirring constantly. Reduce heat. Cover; simmer, stirring
occasionally, for 10 minutes. Stir in noodles and vegetables. Return to a boil.
Reduce heat. Cover; cook for 10 minutes longer. Remove bay leaf.
Note: I didn't add the salt or I would've been up all night drinking from the garden hose. Again.
Note: I didn't add the salt or I would've been up all night drinking from the garden hose. Again.
You can't beat homebaked goods on a greasy styrofoam meat tray. Nothing says thank you for your contribution to our fundraising efforts like a dose of e-coli!
ReplyDeleteRight. Forgot to mention: Please WASH the Styrofoam tray before you use it.
DeleteI would have never thought to make a soup out of Hamburger Helper. When I was a kid, my family was pretty poor so Hamburger Helper was considered a luxury. i remember looking at it in the store and wishing that we could get a dozen boxes of it - it seemed like it would be the most amazing thing EVER. If only my Mom had known about Hamburger Helper Soup. She'd do anything to stretch the dollar. It might have been just the trick!
ReplyDeleteHamburger Helper a luxury?!? My heart goes out to you, Eartha. I hope you're making up for it these days by eating it straight from the pot while riding around town in a limo.
DeleteUh, Brian, that looks almost...healthy. I think there are more vegetables in this than in all your other recipes put together.
ReplyDeleteI know. I feel like I've reached a new low on this blog. Would it help at all if I said the soup made me gassy?
DeleteNo.
DeleteThat looks really, really scrumptious. Is this turning into a food porn blog? Your photos are getting darned good. I am starving hungry now I have seen that picture and it is only 5.30pm.
ReplyDeleteNext time someone I know takes a trip across the Atlantic and asks me if I'd like anything brought back I am going to ask for Hamburger Helper. Of course, as with many, many things mentioned on your blog, I have no idea what it is.
Best wishes from London, England - Jenny x
You are missing out, Jenny. But if you want to make your own version of Hamburger Helper, just take some noodles, ground beef, brown food colouring and a cup of salt and you'll be pretty close to the real deal.
DeleteI think the comments on this post are as funny as the post. Here's to lots of limo-riding Hamburger Helper-eating time for all!
ReplyDeleteI have some of the best commenters out there. Hands down.
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